There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in A Shoe

15Nov18

She had so many CATS she didn't know what to do...

This morning I went down and there was no one about. I'm kind of thinking good. Then all of a sudden Loper and her brood appeared. I feed them and they act like they're starving but when I put food down they're too skittish to eat it.

I go around the corner, and there's Black Scrap and one of the kittens eating. Somebody else had already fed them. I called for Patch and Fluffy appears, then Patch. I feed them. No Mask. I went up the sidewalk and called for Mask. She comes running down, and turn around and all of Sausage's kittens -- now known as the hoodlums -- were clamouring around. One, the gang leader who I appropriately named Bandit who it mostly white except for his tail and a mask around his eyes. Well, Bandit had stolen little Patch's food and I had to feed Patch again.

There was this new cat hanging around who wanted to be petted. I fed him, but he didn't eat it, but he kept acting like he wanted food. I don't know what these guys want.

I go back to the apartment, and Loper and Black Scrap are eating with their kids. Black Scrap is daddy to Loper's and Sausage's kittens. They want more food. Scrap is acting all nice to me. These cats have this innate ability to know who they should suck up to, or should I say to whom they should suck up. I was out of food and ready to scream!